My Daughter’s a GENIUS!!!!

Seriously, and I’m not just saying it because she’s my kid and I’m prejudiced. She really IS the prettiest, sweetest and smartest kid who’s ever lived on the planet. I know all moms say that, but this time I TOTALLY mean it!!!
 
It’s insane how rapidly everything happens in her development. She’s learning to do things [...]

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I’m going to actually DO something.

Okay. I’m going to do it. I’ve finally resolved to do the one thing I always dreamed of doing, my whole life.  I’m going to write a book.
 I’m sitting here at work, pissed off that I’m actually sitting here and having to do this stupid job. I’m operating on complete autopilot because I’m still pining [...]

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Gunnar Doesn’t Care About Being Fat.

I can’t believe it. After ten weeks, I’m back into my size 4 pants. With the exception of a couple extra pounds in my thighs and butt, you can’t even tell I ever had a baby, especially a baby who’s only ten weeks old. I have no stretch marks, and I’ve been in a bikini [...]

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My First Day Back

This is hell.
Im hit with a double whammy. I have to leave my precious baby AND I have to leave her to come here. To a job I never liked in the first place.
So today was my first day back. How’d it go? Completely unproductive. Crazy. Super depressing. I was completely unprepared for how I’d feel [...]

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